Tony Batty
08-01-2004, 20:10
YOUR FAMILY MIGHT BE TOO ARMY IF: :D :P
· Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are green and light green
· Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, and cover your convoy checklist.
· Your kids call the yard their AOR.
· You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in your floorboard as a part of a tune-up.
· Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights.
· Your kids call their mother "Household 6."
· Your kids use the "F" word at least five times in every sentence.
· Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.
· Your house has range cards posted by every window.
· You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
· You make your daughter fill out a leave pass on Prom Night.
· Your kindergarten calls recess "smoke break."
· Your wife calls foreplay "prepping the objective."
· Your wife conducts an AAR after sex.
· Your wife "takes a knee" in the checkout line at Walmart.
· Your kids salute their grandparents.
· Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your CO’s.
· Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield.
· Your kids recite their ABCs phonetically.
· You divorced your wife and then you held a "Change of Command" ceremony.
· All your possessions are military issue.
· Your daughter's first haircut was a flattop.
· Your kids pull fireguard.
· Your older kids call the youngest one "FNG" :P
· Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are green and light green
· Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, and cover your convoy checklist.
· Your kids call the yard their AOR.
· You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in your floorboard as a part of a tune-up.
· Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights.
· Your kids call their mother "Household 6."
· Your kids use the "F" word at least five times in every sentence.
· Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.
· Your house has range cards posted by every window.
· You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
· You make your daughter fill out a leave pass on Prom Night.
· Your kindergarten calls recess "smoke break."
· Your wife calls foreplay "prepping the objective."
· Your wife conducts an AAR after sex.
· Your wife "takes a knee" in the checkout line at Walmart.
· Your kids salute their grandparents.
· Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your CO’s.
· Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield.
· Your kids recite their ABCs phonetically.
· You divorced your wife and then you held a "Change of Command" ceremony.
· All your possessions are military issue.
· Your daughter's first haircut was a flattop.
· Your kids pull fireguard.
· Your older kids call the youngest one "FNG" :P